Talking about Britney Spears in class
haunterallen: Girl: she just needs to die in a ditch Gay Guy: she’d rise from the dead three days later cause that’s how fucking great she is
I was bored, so I half-assed a Paintbrush Britney.
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haunterallen: go ahead
he keeps it in his safe →
there was a squirrel in my house. i wanted to take pictures but i couldn’t :( it climbed up my lamp and on to the wall and then it escaped and i didnt notice then we got it to go outside.
Me: Mom, can I please have $20? I’ll pay you back.
Mom: u always say that and u dont. Youre stealing from me.
Me: Please! I said i’d pay you back!!
Me: Are you serious?
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haunterallen: Paper Mario Tetra Xena Daisy Tails Paula
Mom: Dad just ate 10 instead of 2 of my gummy vitamins by mistake! He’s talking to poison control right now. I think he will be fine. Hope you are having fun at your 50’s party!!
fapitalism: I remember watching this as a kid. I never caught on to what was happening.
so i learned today in class that i am probably the...