April 2011
March 2011
Talking about Britney Spears in class
haunterallen:
Girl: she just needs to die in a ditch
Gay Guy: she’d rise from the dead three days later cause that’s how fucking great she is
I was bored, so I half-assed a Paintbrush Britney.
soundlyawake:
Reblog if you want people's honest opinions of you...
haunterallen:
go ahead
he keeps it in his safe →
hi
there was a squirrel in my house. i wanted to take pictures but i couldn’t :( it climbed up my lamp and on to the wall and then it escaped and i didnt notice then we got it to go outside.
THIEF
Me: Mom, can I please have $20? I’ll pay you back.
Mom: u always say that and u dont. Youre stealing from me.
Me: Please! I said i’d pay you back!!
Mom: Thief.
Me: Are you serious?
Mom: THIEF
reblog with characters you would have liked to see...
haunterallen:
Paper Mario
Tetra
Xena
Daisy
Tails
Paula
Poison Control
Mom: Dad just ate 10 instead of 2 of my gummy vitamins by mistake! He’s talking to poison control right now. I think he will be fine. Hope you are having fun at your 50’s party!!
fapitalism:
I remember watching this as a kid.
I never caught on to what was happening.
so i learned today in class that i am probably the...
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