“And it’s made out of elephant tusk!”
Tesselate: A tessellation or tiling of the plane is a collection of plane figures that fills the plane with no overlaps and no gaps.
“I am going to fill your car’s grill with camambert…” The Whitest threat ever!
I’m not going to get my own coat!
Yelp White Whine contest entry
“Just give me the Lexus at Christmas when you it can have the fucking bow!”
“Bitch, no one cares about your shitty new car…”
Gwyneth Paltrow shares with GOOP users how traumatizing a single minute at the Emmys can be
Oh great, I’m also out of Pumpkin Spice cups for my Keurig coffee maker.
Everyone knows you buy the McRib for the bun!
“He just said no and made me go on a cruise”
…but overall, a 4.
MY God…you’re making your OWN COFFEE?!
Gamestop is quickly becoming the most White Whined about company. Move over, Starbucks…
Thinking of you during this difficult time